CRISIS ON THE DANCE FLOOR
John Soeder
© 2009

You were told no to shake it
But you shook it
You were told not to do it
But you did it anyway
You were told not to take it
But you took it
Told you not to do it
But you did it anyway

You thought you wouldn’t dig it
But you dug it
You didn’t wanna do it
But you did it anyway
I told you not to get down
But you got down
Told you not to do it
But you did it anyway

Mirrorball, mirrorball
Who’s the fairest of them all
Mirrorball, mirrorball
Read the writing on the wall
Mirrorball, mirrorball
Who’s the fairest of them all
Mirrorball, mirrorball
Run for your lives y’all

1, 2, 3, 4
Get your booty out the door
5, 6, 7, 8
Everyone evacuate
9, 10, 11, 12
Not much really rhymes with 12
13, 14, 15, 16
We gotta split this scene
Feels like the world could end tonight
So 1, 2, 3, 4
Get your booty out the door
We got a crisis on the dance floor

You were told no to shake it
But you shook it
You were told not to do it
But you did it anyway
You were told not to take it
But you took it
Told you not to do it
But you did it anyway

You shook it, you shook it
You did it anyway
You took it, you took it
You did it anyway
You shook it, you shook it
You did it anyway
You took it, you took it
You did it anyway


Mirrorball, mirrorball
Who’s the fairest of them all
Mirrorball, mirrorball
Read the writing on the wall
Mirrorball, mirrorball
Who’s the fairest of them all
Mirrorball, mirrorball
Run for your lives y’all

1, 2, 3, 4
Get your booty out the door
5, 6, 7, 8
Everyone evacuate
9, 10, 11, 12
Not much really rhymes with 12
13, 14, 15, 16
We gotta split this scene
Feels like the world could end tonight
So 1, 2, 3, 4
Get your booty out the door
We got a crisis on the dance floor

Crisis on the dance floor
Crisis on the dance floor
Crisis on the dance floor
Crisis on the dance floor

Hey Mr. DJ
Can’t you see
This is the last dance literally
So hey Mr. DJ
Could you spin
“O When the Saints Go Marching In”
Because I want to be in that number
I want to be in that number
I want to be in that number
This ain’t the remix
It’s the apocalypse

Mirrorball, mirrorball
Who’s the fairest of them all
Mirrorball, mirrorball
Read the writing on the wall
Mirrorball, mirrorball
Who’s the fairest of them all
Mirrorball, mirrorball
Run for your lives y’all

1, 2, 3, 4
Get your booty out the door
5, 6, 7, 8
Everyone evacuate
9, 10, 11, 12
Not much really rhymes with 12
13, 14, 15, 16
We gotta split this scene
Feels like the world could end tonight
So 1, 2, 3, 4
Get your booty out the door
We got a crisis on the dance floor

1, 2, 3, 4
Get your booty out the door
5, 6, 7, 8
Everyone evacuate
9, 10, 11, 12
Not much really rhymes with 12
13, 14, 15, 16
We gotta split this scene
Feels like the world could end tonight
So 1, 2, 3, 4
Get your booty out the door
We got a crisis on the dance floor