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THE VILLAGE IDIOT'S HYMNAL

by John Soeder

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MANAGING EXPECTATIONS John Soeder © 2011 I’d like to thank you in advance For three minutes of your life you’ll never get back I’m managing expectations Don’t set your sights too high And maybe you’ll be satisfied I’m managing expectations I’ll do the very best I can But I must warn you I’m a very ordinary man I know what you’re thinking You’re thinking: “What the hell was I thinking?!” I’m managing expectations I should be sweeping the floor I’m not sweeping the nation I owe you an explanation I’m just filling in The regular guy is on vacation I really hate to deceive ya I’m an overreaching underachiever For your information Now what more could you want I’m an idiot savant Without the savant (hey hey hey) They say music soothes the savage But this song is well below average I’m managing expectations (solo) I’m trying I’m really trying What more could you want I’m an idiot savant Without the savant (hey hey hey) A money-back guarantee Too bad it’s free I’m managing expectations I believe in heaven I believe in the rising I believe in truth in advertising I’m managing expectations I really hate to deceive ya I’m an overreaching underachiever I’m managing expectations I do the very best I can But like I told you before I’m a very, very, very ordinary man Oh man I hope I didn’t let you down I’ve got to get outta town I’m managing expectations Three minutes of your life You’ll never get ’em back Don’t have a heart attack I’m managing expectations
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Summer Day 03:36
SUMMER DAY John Soeder © 2011 Meet me on a summer day C’mon c’mon come out and play Close your eyes and fly away With me Join me on the moon tonight I promise it will be alright We’ll count every star in sight 1, 2, 3 I won’t grow up I won’t forget Where I come from I’m just hanging on by a thread But at least I’m hanging on Find me at the rainbow’s end I’ll be waiting for you friend Make believe it’s not pretend For real Farther than the eye can see In the spaces in between Little bits of you and me Are revealed I won’t grow up I won’t forget Where I come from I’m just hanging on by a thread But at least I’m hanging on Meet me on a summer day C’mon c’mon come out and play Close your eyes and fly away With me Join me on the moon tonight I promise it will be alright We’ll count every star in sight 1, 2, 3
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THE BIG PICTURE John Soeder © 2011 I’ve been thinking about The Big Picture Someday I’ll figure it out You can’t put it in a frame You can’t hang it on a wall The Big Picture Makes me feel so small Keep your eyes on The Big Picture Don’t let the details get you down Easy come Easy go We all just have cameos In The Big Picture Don’t it make you feel so small Everywhere you go Everyone you know They’re all just dots on a globe And that globe is just a dot In some other planet’s sky The Big Picture Don’t it make you feel so small Cities will tumble Mountains will crumble Rivers will run dry Civilizations Will rise and will fall It’s all part of it The Big Picture Makes me feel so small Civilizations Will rise and will fall It’s all part of it The Big Picture Makes me feel so small
4.
CITY BY THE SEA John Soeder © 2011 I gave my love a lifeboat She waved farewell to me And sailed off to a new life In a city by the sea Now she collects the seashells That she finds on the beach And I’m collecting postcards From a city by the sea They clothe themselves in splendor They sing in harmony They know not want nor worry In the city by the sea Every single citizen Radiates beauty And a gorgeous tan is the law of the land In the city by the sea When we’ve been there 10,000 years Bright shining as the sun We’ve no less days To sing God’s praise Than when we’d first begun 40 days and 40 nights It rained incessantly I floated down the river To the city by the sea Where the sun is always shining On the beachfront property And everyone but me is happy In the city by the sea They locked me in a sand castle And threw away the key It’s sink or swim You just can’t win In the city by the sea
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Gin Joints 03:02
GIN JOINTS John Soeder © 2011 Sometimes I get lost in corners of my mind At times Peace of mind can be so hard to find Light In a window Sometimes I get lost in corners of my mind Of all the gin joints in the world You walked into mine Of all the gin joints in the world You walked into Mine High time We made time to make time for ourselves No crime To close the book and put it on a shelf Lost In a moment High time We made time to make time for ourselves Of all the gin joints in the world You walked into mine Of all the gin joints in the world You walked into mine The stars must be out of line Of all the gin joints in the world You walked into Mine Sometimes I get lost in corners of my mind At times Peace of mind can be so hard to find
6.
GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE! John Soeder © 2012 Thirty days In the box Get me the hell outta here Honor roll School of hard knocks Get me the hell outta here This mortal coil Takes a toll I need a nightlight On this dark night of the soul Am I making myself Perfectly clear Get me the hell outta here Situation Outta control Get me the hell outta here A comedy of errors The starring role Get me the hell outta here Run for my life ’Til I’m outta breath In the valley Of the shadow of death I will know no fear I won’t shed a tear If you just Get me the hell outta here Another 30 days In the box Get me the hell outta here Summa cum laude School of hard knocks Get me the hell outta here This mortal coil Takes a toll I need a nightlight On this dark night of the soul Am I making myself Perfectly clear Get me the hell outta here Run for my life ’Til I’m outta breath In the valley Of the shadow of death Deliver me home To the ones I hold dear Get me the hell outta here
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Mirabella 02:45
MIRABELLA John Soeder © 2011 Mirabella I can see it in your eyes Mirabella You’re walking on thin ice They’re sharpening The guillotine You shouldn’t brush your teeth with gasoline Mirabella I can see it in your eyes Cue the sunrise Now it can be told When you said goodbye It was front-page news Above the fold I hope I never get old Mirabella You know just what to do I’m the fella You’ll come running to A gun for hire Unfriendly fire You shouldn’t braid your hair with barbed wire Mirabella You know just what to do Cue the sunrise Now it can be told When you said goodbye It was front-page news Above the fold I hope I never get old Mirabella I can see it in your eyes Mirabella You’re walking on thin ice Cue the sunrise Now it can be told When you said goodbye It was front-page news Above the fold I hope I never get old
8.
THE DAY THEY REMAKE JOHNNY SOKKO John Soeder © 2011 Déjà vu I’ve seen it all before Déjà vu take two I can’t take it any more Please understand I’m not a violent man But the day they remake Johnny Sokko Is the day I burn Hollywood down to the ground Loot the past for fun and profit Nothing is sacred A force-fed feast of leftovers Originality is dead I don’t want no trouble But I’m sick of seeing double The day they remake Johnny Sokko Is the day I burn Hollywood down to the ground They’re rebooting the reboots Let’s boot ’em out the door I’ve seen the future And I’ve seen it all before Please understand I’m not a violent man But the day they remake Johnny Sokko Is the day I burn Hollywood down to the ground
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THE FLOWER IN THE CRACK IN THE SIDEWALK John Soeder © 2011 See the flower in the crack in the sidewalk It’s a ray of sun on a rainy day If you fall through the cracks Don’t look back You’re the flower in the crack in the sidewalk When I woke up this morning Tried to read between the lines on my face But the mirror was cracked So I just smiled back I’m the flower in the crack in the sidewalk If you fall through the cracks Don’t look back You’re the flower in the crack in the sidewalk The grandest bouquet Is no match any day For the flower in the crack in the sidewalk

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released February 29, 2012

RECORDED MARCH 2011-JANUARY 2012
A STOLEN MOMENTS PRODUCTION

COVER PHOTO BY IVOR KARABATKOVIC
www.ivorkphoto.com

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