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THE DIVINE FLYSWATTER
John Soeder
© 2011
A long time ago
Before you were born
The whole human race
Fell from grace
Fathers, mothers, sons and daughters
No one is safe
From the divine flyswatter
You better stand up straight
You better say your prayers
You better count your blessings
And don’t put on airs
Cross yourself with holy water
Ain’t no escaping
The divine flyswatter
Every day
Every night
We’re just trying to survive
Whatever gets you through the day
Whatever gets you through the night
Whatever
No one gets outta here alive
You know not the day
You know not the hour
All you know for sure
Is that you’re not in power
Forget what you learned
At your alma mater
And contemplate
The divine flyswatter
Every day
Every night
We’re just trying to survive
Whatever gets you through the day
Whatever gets you through the night
Whatever
No one gets outta here alive
A long time from now
When you’re dead and gone
The whole human race
Is gonna carry on
On this Earth we’re all just squatters
Living in the shadow
Of the divine flyswatter
You won’t see a tunnel
You won’t see a light
You won’t see a host of angels
Rushing to your side
It’s coming for you
It’s coming for me
And the last thing we see will be
The divine flyswatter
It’s coming for you
It’s coming for me
And the very last thing we see will be
The divine flyswatter
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GOOD STUFF
John Soeder
© 2011
Sun on my face
Wind in my hair
It’s only fair
You should know
Woke up with a song
In my heart today
And I must find a way
To let it show
Rainbows and moonbeams and apple pie
On the Fourth of July
Ain’t it the truth
Big rock candy mountain climber
Hey old timer
Free refills
At the fountain of youth
I hope you never get enough
Of all that good stuff
And when the road ahead gets rough
Keep your eyes on the good stuff
Good stuff
Good stuff
Free as a bird
On a summer day
Blue skies point the way
Ain’t it divine
Save my troubles for another time
For now I’m flying high
’Cause you’re a friend of mine
I hope you never get enough
Of all that good stuff
When nights are long and days are tough
Don’t forget about the good stuff
Good stuff
Good stuff
Good stuff
Good stuff
Good stuff
I hope you never get enough
Of all that good stuff
And when the road ahead gets rough
Keep your eyes on the good stuff
Good stuff
Good stuff
I hope you never get enough
Of all that good stuff
When nights are long and days are tough
Don’t forget about the good stuff
Good stuff
Good stuff
Woke up with a song
In my heart today
And I must find a way
To let it show
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SPF15
03:41
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UNTIL I GET IT RIGHT
John Soeder
© 2011
What did you do babe
To get stuck with me
When you said “I do” babe
Were there bats in your belfry
I know I let you down again
The other night
But I’m doing my best
And I won’t rest
Until I get it right
The king called out his army
And the queen deflected blame
Don’t it feel like we’re just pawns
In somebody else’s game
You know it ain’t easy
It’s never black and white
But I’m not gonna stop
I’ll give it all I got
Until I get it right
Until I get it right
Until I get it right
I’m doing my best
And I won’t rest
Until I get it right
Alright
Until I get it right
Until I get it right
I’m not gonna stop
I’ll give it all I got
Until I get it right
Hell freezes over
And the stars fall into the sea
That’ll be the day babe
I give up on you and me
Saddle up my high horse
Hi ho and goodnight
Someday I’ll learn
I shall return
But not until I get it right
Saddle up my high horse
Hi ho and sleep tight
Someday I’ll learn
I shall return
But not until I get it right
Alright
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME
John Soeder
© 2011
For the first time
In a long time
I feel fine
It’s been a long time
Since the last time
I cracked a smile
Maybe next time
I’ll know better
Maybe next time
I’ll weather the storm
For the first time
In a long time
I can see the sunshine
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STAND DOWN
John Soeder
© 2011
In the middle of the night
I’m lying awake in bed
Too much noise at 3 a.m.
Just like Mick Jagger said
In the middle of a dream
Somebody screams your name
Disturbing the peace
Like a beast unleashed
Is the name of the game
You’re a wild one
Ooh you’re a wild one
Stand down
Stand down
Stand down
Stand down right now
Don’t make me come up there again
In the middle of it all
You’re running down the hall
My oh my
There’s a riot going on
And on and on
You’re messing with the wrong guy
You’re a wild one
Ooh baby you’re a wild one
Stand down
Stand down
Stand down
Stand down right now
Don’t make me come up there again
You’re a wild one
Well I got news for you
If you’re a wild one
Then I’m a wild one too
Stand down
Stand down
Stand down
Stand down right now
Don’t make me come up there again
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HORN BROKEN (WATCH FOR FINGER)
John Soeder
© 2011
I am a simple man
Stick to a simple plan
Do unto others as I’d have done to me
Easier said than done
I come undone
Steer clear of me
When I’m chewing up the scenery
These people cannot drive
Drives me up a wall
These people cannot drive
Drives me up a wall
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Horn broken
Watch for finger
The road ahead is long
Let’s sing a driving song
99 bottles of beer on the wall
Trust me I counted ’em
Got 99 problems
But a bottle of beer ain’t one y’all
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Horn broken
Watch for finger
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Hot Potato
01:25
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HOT POTATO
John Soeder
© 2011
You’re a diamond
In a rough world
Everything is status quo
I’m a miner
Forty-niner
Digging for my pot of gold
Who’s your latest
Hot potato
I suppose it’s all the same
From the cradle
To the grave
Everybody plays the game tonight
When you left me
On the corner
I waited ’til the sun went down
Then I saw you
Like a kangaroo
You were hopping all over town
Who’s your latest
Hot potato
Don’t you want someone to blame
From the cradle
To the grave
Everybody plays the game tonight
Who’s your latest
Hot potato
I suppose it’s all the same
From the cradle
To the grave
Everybody plays the game tonight
Who’s your latest
Hot potato
Don’t you want someone to blame
From the cradle
To the grave
Everybody plays the game tonight
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I Was Here
04:05
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I WAS HERE
John Soeder
© 2011
You can carve your initials
Into a tree
Or leave your footprints
In wet concrete
Spray paint your name
On a wall
Do whatever it takes
To feel immortal
At the end of the day
This much is clear
At the end of the day
Nobody just wants to disappear
So I wrote this song
To let ’em know I was here
I was here
Will you leave behind
Love and happiness
Or will you leave behind
One big mess
Will a life well-lived
Be your legacy
Or will you leave behind
A sad mystery
If you’re really famous
They put up a statue of you
I ain’t really famous
So this will have to do
It’s just a little song
And it’s called
“I Was Here”
I was here
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
I keep forgetting to remember to forget
I keep forgetting to remember to forget
Hush now child
Don’t you cry
Here’s a little something
To remember me by
Did I make the most
Of my time on this Earth
What was the point
What was it all worth
Am I making sense
Or am I paranoid
Was I true to myself
Or was I just pandering to the void
Maybe I’m right
Maybe I’m wrong
Maybe someday
When I’m long gone
Someone will hear this song
And they’ll know I was here
I was here
Maybe I’m right
Maybe I’m wrong
Maybe someday
When I’m long gone
Someone will hear this song
They’ll know I was here
I was here
I was here
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Bonniebuns
02:28
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BONNIEBUNS
John Soeder
© 2011
In Briarcliff
A tree does bloom
White blossoms fall
Like winter’s snow
When spring returns
To my hometown
A maiden waits
For her true love
And when the sun calls it a day
I will find
My way back
O Bonniebuns
In your warm glow
I am home
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